Jesus

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I wanna have sex with Jesus Christ
he's the kind of guy I'd like
he's a mommas boy with a distant dad
long auburn hair and robes of white

at dinner I ordered water
cause I'm an alcoholic
but i somehow got drunker and drunker
and Jesus he just got hotter

he used to be married to Magdalene
but thats over shes back at the brothel
so we went on down to the white light district
and ordered Magdalene and a bottle

they say he came back in three days
but he came on my back in three minutes
and you know they say sodomy is a mortal sin
but he says he knows a guy who'll forgive him
I love you Jesus

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from Owner Sounds, released July 22, 2021

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